This is a little something Heidi and I put together for the get-together of the off season in Crested Butte, Colorado. Unfortunately the cool comic book font I dloaded has licensing issues. Just imagine this looking way more SPOOKY.

I’ve been thinking of a lot of get rich quick schemes. A job that I think is probably the best invention of the last 10 years is getting paid for showing up at hot clubs. I figure after a few successful party promotions, I’ll be getting paid in gold bars. The key to cashing in for your presence is SPRAY TAN. No one wants to see a pseudo celebrity that is pale. Evidence of this Miss Lindsay Lohan is rumored to earn up 50,000 clams for an appearance. Put that in your light bulb and smoke it.

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