Who the hell decorates a toilet seat?
A) This is a waste of resources.
B) It looks tacky.
C) A toilet seat is not a floor, you don’t need to put carpet, or a bath mat on it.
D No one is going to be fooled that the chair in your bathroom with carpet on it is actually a chair. It’s a toilet. Everyone know what you flush down a toilet.
E) I find it rather unhygienic to introduce fabric to that area of your bathroom.
F) Toilets are not supposed to be pretty. They are totally for solely utilitarian purposes- you idiots.
Here are some examples of the asinine. Decorate cookies, not toilet seats.
Standard. Still not approving.
I don’t really want to lift a face to take a piss. And a waiter? What bathroom would this be appropriate in?
And now you are disparaging my homeland. GFY.