A tragedy befallen toilet seats

Who the hell decorates a toilet seat?

A) This is a waste of resources.

B) It looks tacky.

C) A toilet seat is not a floor, you don’t need to put carpet, or a bath mat on it.

D No one is going to be fooled that the chair in your bathroom with carpet on it is actually a chair. It’s a toilet. Everyone know what you flush down a toilet.

E) I find it rather unhygienic to introduce fabric to that area of your bathroom.

F) Toilets are not supposed to be pretty. They are totally for solely utilitarian purposes- you idiots.

Here are some examples of the asinine. Decorate cookies, not toilet seats.

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Standard. Still not approving.

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I don’t really want to lift a face to take a piss. And a waiter? What bathroom would this be appropriate in?

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And now you are disparaging my homeland. GFY.

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2 thoughts on “A tragedy befallen toilet seats

  1. mona-moo says:

    what are your thoughts on toilet plush pad seats? the seats that kind of feel like you are sitting on a krispy kreme original doughnut or a down comforter? thumbs up or thumbs down? comforting or disturbing? guilty pleasure or pet peeve?

  2. mona-moo says:

    what are your thoughts on toilet plush pad seats? the seats that kind of feel like you are sitting on a krispy kreme original doughnut or a down comforter? thumbs up or thumbs down? comforting or disturbing? guilty pleasure or pet peeve?

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