Do brunettes have more fun? No.
Do red heads or purple heads or people with black hair have the most fun? No.
Whoever is at the amusement park has the most fun. And at any Six Flags, they do not discriminate on what color of hair you have before entering.
Whoever is dancing and singing to Celine Dion is, but of course, having the most fun.
Whoever wins bingo at the parlor, and beats out all of her geriatric friends a righteous and an authoritative way, is having the best time ever.
You see, it is not the color of one’s locks that determines who is THE superlative of convivial.
Sorry to bellyache. I’m just sick of the saying “blondes have more fun.”