How to deal with a bully and their bully shit

1. Depants them

2. Talk smack

3. Report individual to principal

4. Bury their most prized possession (Bratz doll, magic wand, or pet troll) in neck high mud

5. Challenge bully to a dance off

6. Throw your hands up for Detroit

7. Hacky sack with the hippies, smoke incense, and try to forget about it

8. Write something really mean about said person on the bathroom stall

9. Avoidance name of the game

10. Throw their colored pencil pouch into a creek or drainage ditch

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