kate middleton

Blow the trumpets! Light a candle! Jump in place!

Prince William is getting married.

My excitement for his upcoming nuptials is slightly OOC. Oddly enough, I won’t be invited. But I still care A LOT. And I am going to buy several copies of the People magazine featuring the wedding of all weddings. I will also get a plastic case, so that finger prints cannot deteriorate this precious precious keepsake.

The prince is marrying Kate Middleton, an heiress to, get this, a party rental company. I know there is a lot of fuss over William’s lush hair and his family lineage. But see, Kate is the catch. She is pretty and put together and princessy. But the point is – her family has the hook up to blow up bouncy castles and lots and lots of utensils!


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