what every home needs

Besides love, rocking chairs, and needle pointed pillows. Every home needs is a drug den. A cozy basement room that is bereft of cheer or charm, a purely utilitarian space for one to sink into the depths of despair.

So here it is. The top home furnishings/accessories for your very own drug den!

1) A standing lamp, sans shade, a single light bulb to shed a minimal amount of light

2) Empty Budweiser cans

3)Drug paraphernalia – light bulbs, pipes, tin foil


5) A knife for getting dirt out of ones’ fingernails

6) Windows covered with newspaper and duct tape to cover any vestige of light

7) Mattress, no box spring or sheets, or frame, lying in the center of the room

8) Pulled out hair

9) Cock roaches

10) Hopelessness

11) Syringes and babies


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