killer icicles

That cruel and cold man Jaques Frost is out to decapitate your or at the very least, to seriously injure and maim you. His brittle and cold talons hang over every building, tempting fate as one icicle melts off.

Don’t let an Old Man named Papa Winter fool you. He is a vengeful beast that has a quota for slaying during his long winter months. Luckily, the great protectorates of my town, are walking around buildings where these natural weapons gather and taking hammers to them. The town rejoices as one less winter danger plagues them.

Now we all must watch out for that precarious ice that will break your hip. If you do not subscribe to Help I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Services. Then that is YP. Your problem. Not mine.



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